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My Son Was Pretty Ugly

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:06 pm
by jetlagged
I’m just gonna come out and say it, my son was goddamn ugly. I don’t get it, honestly. I don’t want to toot my own horn or anything, but I think I’m a pretty attractive guy, and my wife is comparable to a goddess. So when I held my son for the first time, I was pretty shocked to say the least. I thought he would grow out of it, but by his first birthday, he had grown buck teeth and his skin was worse than that of a pubescent teenager. That night, I came clean to my wife about my concerns. She was appalled by my honesty, saying:
“Harold may not be perfect on the outside, but his true beauty is inside of him.”

But I needed to see for myself. It wasn’t until I was sucking the marrow off of his bones that I realized she probably didn’t mean it literally.

Re: My Son Was Pretty Ugly

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:20 pm
by AnonymousTypewriter
Damn how do you fuck up that badly wow

Re: My Son Was Pretty Ugly

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:58 pm
by theonethatsdead
How do you even..